Who i am
About Me
I’m Shelly, a seashell living an average life. Every morning, I wake up with the sound of the ocean (my ringtone, obviously) and brew a fresh cup of seaweed-flavored coffee. I love taking trips to the beach—not to lie around, but to catch some rays and reminisce about the good old days when I was part of the shore decor. I hang out with my besties, Sandy and Coral, who are always up for a tide pool party or a game of beach volleyball. Life’s a beach, and I’m just here for the seashell snaps and starfish-shaped snacks!
what i can do
Skills & Proficiencies
Marine Language Fluency
Conversant in Whale, Dolphin, and even a bit of Clam, I can chat with the coolest creatures under the sea.
Sunbathing Strategist
I know the perfect spots and times for maximum tan without overexposure—because nobody likes a crispy shell!
Shell-ebrity Networking
With a vast network of starfish influencers and mermaid moguls, I stay in the loop of all things trendy and oceanic.
Wave Riding
Whether it's surfing the high tides or just catching a gentle wave, I navigate the surf like a pro.
